sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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