I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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