I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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