Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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