Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My first STD was from a foam party
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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