I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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