I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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