their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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