margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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