I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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