i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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