I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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