She just used a chaser for red wine.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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