I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
