U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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