i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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