Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
