And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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