? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize