so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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