mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
