I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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