I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I need a burrito and a hug.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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