The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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