We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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