Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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