Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's blow job season.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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