oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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