My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
