So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
