So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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