Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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