She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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