Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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