if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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