you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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