butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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