Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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