Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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