You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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