I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
