Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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