And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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