She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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