Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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