Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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