the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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