Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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