Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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