the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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