I'm lost and stupid without you.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
