i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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