If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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