we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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