You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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