it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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