Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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