Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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